Just when you thought MSNBC's Tucker Carlson couldn't get any more insufferable, he says this in the middle of an all-around intellectually-incoherent debate with Newsweek writer Susannah Meadows (you'll need a Tylenol or a Valium if you actually watch the video, they're both so irritating):
CARLSON [Commenting on Meadows' statement that the suspects in the Duke investigation have been seen urinating out of windows]: I've urinated out of a lot of windows. I did it the other day...it doesn't make me a rapist...
No, of course not. It makes him in-your-face rude and kind of inappropriately weird for talking about it on national television, though. Of course, we're talking about a guy who famously had a drink poured over his head in a bar in Washington some years back by an Republican party activist who could think of no better way to express her deeply-felt conviction that Tucker Carlson was a jerk.
This whole Duke this is really bringing out the Angry Tucker. Watching "The Situation" every night is like watching "Nancy Grace" turned inside-out: in the same way that Grace has already convicted the Duke lacrosse players, Carlson's already exonerated them. Night after night after night, Tucker and Grace are more warring attorneys than journalists. But, rightly so, the ratings reflect that. So if CNN and MSNBC don't mind activist faux-journalism, them keep knocking yourselves out, y'all, right on deeper into the ratings gutter.
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