The Situation with Tucker Carlson: It's not Playboy's Night Calls, but it's close

MSNBC's Tucker Carlson has the super-hot, super-smart Monica Crowley as a guest on his show tonight, paired up with the intimidatingly-goateed libertarian activist/comedian/performance artist, Penn Jillette. Monica, who is brainy and accomplished, resembles a porn star in her electric-tangerine suit and her hair in her face tonight, and the hulking Penn, I'm sorry, looks like the head bouncer at Scores. They look like a team, and not in a good way. I'm a fan of Monica, but she really stepped into it tonight when she offered, apropos of a discussion on internet porn, "Most internet porn is free!" Causing Tucker and Penn to gleefully
pounce: "How do you know, Monica?" But then it was time for a
commercial:

Tucker: "After the break, Monica Crowley on internet porn!" Subtle. Why doesn't he just slip her a hundred on the air? Thanks for the ratings, Monica!

ps--Tucker just came back from the break with "Sitting in for John Wayne Bobbitt, I'm Tucker Carlson!" As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up.

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