Wikipedia has unorthodox but cool entries for pretty much every news/cable news/journalistic personality you can imagine. For example:
For David Brock, a man well on his way to actually becoming an island:
"A number of commentators of varying political persuasions have questioned Brock's veracity since his 'transformation': their common opinion is that Brock is always lying regardless of his professed political motivations, even when he is admitting his past errors."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Brock
For the gorgeous 6'3" Aquarian (and sweet and funny in person) Laurie Dhue:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurie_Dhue
For Swaziland Peace Corps veteran Chris Matthews:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Matthews
For Geraldo Miguel Rivera:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldo_Rivera
For Bob Wright, NBC Chairman and big lacrosse fan:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Wright
CNN's Sandra Bullock doppleganger and Rush Limbaugh squeeze Daryn Kagan:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryn_Kagan
Mike Tyson's cousin (really), MSNBC's Keith Olbermann:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Olbermann
