Joker-blogger Andy Borowitz spins a tale this morning that Fox News is hiring Pope Benedict XVI for a show. I realize that Borowitz is kidding--and besides, it's not clear to me that the former Cardinal Ratzinger speaks English!--but the Cable Gamer kinda likes the idea, anyway.
Yes, Fox has the cool Father Jonathan--who knows what heights he's destined for, within the church?--but why not go right to the top, right now?
