So not only will Devil May Cry 4 be released simultaneously on 360 and PS3, but the French SCE prez Georges Fournay has also hinted that " l'exclusivité est en discussion" when it comes to FFXIII, too. Ooh, la la!
What can each platform do to distinguish itself? Here are some ideas that I personally feel are excellent candidates. Put me in touch with the developers immediately.
- In the XBox version of DMC4, Dante will appear as a rugged and heavily armed manly man, while in the PS3 version, Dante appears as an effeminate bishounen. Oh wait, YOU AREN'T DANTE IN DMC4. Never mind.
- The XBox version of FFXIII will not be able to erase the inescapable Squeenix homoeroticism, but as a counterweight, will introduce the "ultimate gore mode." In the PS3 version, blood is replaced by sweet, salty emotional tears.
- In the PS3 version of DMC4, Vergil, Dante and Lady will all be featured as unlockables. In the XBox version you can unlock John Madden.
