You lost Katamari to Microsoft? That's like losing a hot-dog-eating contest to Lindsay Lohan.$500? I think $350.00 sounds just about right. Namco is making you look like the man whose slutty, materalistic wife is screwing everyone in town, and everybody knows it except him, and nobody can look him in the eye at parties. He's always the nice guy manning the daiquiri blender and pouring for everyone at the neighborhood pool bash, and meanwhile the bikini his wife is rutting around the pool in is va-voom enough to wither your junk. And, looking at the cuckold's mild-eyed, pleasant smile, you figure that might be what happened.
