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I've Found The MMO For Me

Written By mista sense on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 | 8:09 AM

I love Elf Online press releases (like the one I saw at Christmastime). Here's another:

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What makes the Elf Online ( http://elf.happymmo.com) specially favored by girls? Quest? PK? No, weapons? You got it.

Weapons are the most shinning point of Elf Online. Getting tired of the stereotyped Excalibur in every RPG shining with golden lights? Elf Online ( http://elf.happymmo.com) provide something that overthrow these stereotyped thing?

According to a survey in game, most of girls do not choose the dated swords, huge axes and falchions. They prefered these creative weapons that are unique in Elf Online ( http://elf.happymmo.com) such clothes rack, fishing rod, ferule, strap and some other strange items that makes them special in game. To some extend, what girls compete in game is not only who gets the most powerful weapons but also who get the most peculiar one.

Peculiar:

Dizarre dress, weapons, creative features and extrodinary game settings is what makes girls so addicted to Elf Online ( http://elf.happymmo.com). What you are expected to get may be a kitchen fruit knife, sanitary settings or even mummy’s cloth rack. May be one day, you will wear a pair of slippers and a suit with a guitar in hand fighting with the final boss in game, being the top one in Elf Online ( http://elf.happymmo.com).

There is nothing you can’t do. Let’s see what you will get in Elf Online.

More information please visit http://elf.happymmo.com

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I'm so tempted to play this game and write about it -- come on, I might even get sanitary settings -- but designer Jeff Freeman already did that, and there's no need to beat a dead horse. The Engrish is silly, the game is bizarre, but hey. I can still grin at the press releases, right?

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