Caution

No. I don't have Peace Walker because I am too poor to replace my PSP. I don't know when that will change. If you think this is driving me fucking batshit right now, you're right.

WITH THAT IN MIND, THE NEXT PERSON WHO ASKS ME IF I'M PLAYING IT, IF I LIKE IT, WHETHER I WILL PLAY IT WITH THEM AND WHEN I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT MAY BE SUBJECT TO DISMEMBERMENT. Stop tweeting me emailing me commenting me and Formspringing me about it.

And if you SPOIL it or talk to me about how good it is or what you're doing in it you are DEFINITELY SUBJECT TO DISMEMBERMENT.

Violations of this rule will not be cute, funny, snarky or endearing. They will make me hate you. Seriously, this state of affairs is RIDICULOUS.

THANK YOU.

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