"If CNN continues on its course, dinosaurs will be suing for copyright infringement" -- Yowsa! I didn't write that, Ray Siller did, for USA Today.
Siller, famous for his Washington DC-oriented jokewriting, really lets it rip in this op-ed. As he also quips, "Emulating the football Sean Hannity tosses when going to commercial, each night Larry King could throw an ex-wife at the camera."
You get the idea--the whole piece is worth reading.
