Do Metroids Like Tuna?

[this is when she is about to hit you]

My cat Zelda is kind of a hard-ass. She can be adorable as you please, but she's also pretty fickle and pugnacious. She plays rough.

A friend who stays at my place says to me this morning that if I was going to name my cat after a female video game character, I probably should have chosen one more heroic and less "rescue object."

"She's more like a fucking Metroid or something," he said.

He meant Samus. But he was weirdly more correct this way.

[Today's Good Song: 'Post-Acid', Wavves]

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