Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer spend their last moments together

As The Cable Gamer, and everyone else, has both predicted and noted, "Parker Spitzer" is a big bomb. And so, as the show goes into the Intensive Care Unit, waiting for Dr. Ken Jautz to pull the plug, Cable Gamer Jim Hubbell imagines what Eliot Spitzer and Kathleen Parker might be saying to each other. Black socks, anyone?

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