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Hilarious Satire on Keith Olbermann in Cornell University alternative newspaper

Written By mista sense on Friday, April 1, 2011 | 4:06 PM

This piece on Keith Olbermann in the Cornell Review--the conservative alternative to the usual student leftism--is more than a month old, but it's very funny.  The listed author is Ephram Smith, but something tells me that's not the author's real name.

Writing in faux support for Olbermann, a Cornell grad, Smtih "explains" how it was that the evil George W. Bush must have engineered Olby's downfall at MSNBC.   Here's a bit:

Mr. Olbermann kept that redneck Jesus freak war criminal honest every single night. Only stellar, committed journalism like Mr. Olbermann’s would have revealed that, even in his  Dallas home, years after he had left the White House, Bush was singlehandedly responsible for all of the world’s problems, including President Obama’s--praise be upon Him-smoking habit. Naturally Dubya would want Mr. Olbermann, an effective critic of his who issued such sharp, biting shots at the former President as “Bushitler,” “Nazi,” and “stupid Nazi liar,” gone.

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