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Coming Up on Judge Drace...

Written By mista sense on Wednesday, April 4, 2007 | 11:05 AM

"Oh no you didn't!"

Kratos claims that Zeus promised him a sword that would give him greater power. But when he tried it out, it actually drained his power. He ended up losing his job as God of War, and is suing for $5000 for lost wages and pain and suffering.

Zeus says he never signed any agreements, and that Kratos agreed to accept the sword as is. If that weren't enough, Zeus says Kratos doesn't even deserve the Olympus Blade, and accuses Kratos of being an unscrupulous War God who's misogynistic and abusive on the job.

Kratos doesn't know that his former ally, Athena, is here in court as a surprise witness to testify against him! It's all here today, on JUDGE DRACE.


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