So, my Xbox is coming this week, and all of adorable Wii-tan's blue glowing won't stop me from shouldering her aside to make some room. As a follow-up to the introduction of Wii-tan, I found a 360-tan to celebrate the occasion.
"But... I'm glowing blue, updating just for you," Wii protests feebly, and I pat her gently. "I know you are, darling," I say. "I know."
"But..." she sniffles. "Don't you want to play Mario Strikers?"
"Sure I do, sweetheart," I lie through my teeth. "Just not today."
"Twilight Princess," she hiccups. "You haven't finished..."
"I will, darling," I tell her. "I will."
