Christian Bale is Solid Snake in 2009

Dear People Casting this Metal Gear Solid Film, and God, if You Are Listening,

I was psychotically rabidly very very interested to hear Christian Bale comment he is playing holy my god love darling Solid Snake in an upcoming 2009 film of the most amazing best video game ev Metal Gear Solid. PLEASE FUCKING YOU HAD BETTER oh, god, please I love If you are reading this and you would kindly afford me the opportunity OMG SNAKE I LOVE CHRISTIAN, I L to audition for the SNAKE'S WOMAN role of Meryl Silverburgh, I would highly despera- if you don't i'll appreciate it.

NO ONE ELSE IS AS GOOD AS I am a conservatory-trained actress and fucking obsessed familiar with the Metal Gear series, and I also come on I look like her my boyfriend said so resemble Meryl a use your damn imagination fair bit as you can see from this image:I plsplspsplzzz sincerely hope you will consider this come onnnnnnn proposal.

Thank you, dying right now

Mery Leigh Alexander <33333>

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