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Written By mista sense on Thursday, September 6, 2007 | 5:46 AM

Noticed they had a little community contest going on at Destructoid for video game insults. Most of 'em are, frankly, pretty stupid, but some of them produced a genuine chuckle from my evil little mouth:

You're so bad at BioShock, you died in the plane crash.

You're so bad at Halo, you teabag yourself.

You're so bad at FF7 that Aeris killed herself.

I dunno, I think my SVGL Corps could do better. Wanna try, guys? Once again, you're competing not for crude material goods, but for the much better prize of my undying admiration.

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